...life is suffering. Right. Indisputable. What do you do about that? You... you voluntarily accept it. And then strive to overcome the suffering that's a consequence of that. And you do that for you, and you do that in a way that makes it better for other people. And, paradoxically, it's in the willingness to do that, that the solution emerges. Because you're more powerful than you think. Way more powerful than you think. You're blind to your own weaknesses, but you're also blind to your own strengths. And so then I think, well, if you've got your act together it would be better for you, and instantly it would be better for your family, and then it would be better for the community. It's like, how far could you take that, if you stop wasting time and if you stop lying and if you oriented yourself to, to the highest possible good that you could conceive of and you committed to that, how much good could you do? The answer to the problem of humanity is the integrity of the individual. That's the answer. And states that are predicated on that realization are healthy. And states that aren't, are doomed to stagnation and catastrophic collapse. And, the other thing that's so interesting about being alive, is that you're all in! This is gonna kill you. So, I think you might as well play the most magnificent game you can while you're waiting, because, do you have anything better to do? Really? Why not pick the best thing possible that you could do? Why not do that? Maybe you could justify your wretched existence to yourself that way. And then you think, well what's the barrier? And the barrier is, are you willing to accept the responsibility? And part of the answer to that is: reduce the damn responsibility until it's tolerable! You don't have to fix everything at once. You identify with the capacity to continually transcend what you are. And then you seek out error. That's what humility is. It's better to be engaged in the solution of a complex problem than not to have a problem at all. And you can be so engaged in solving the problem that it justifies the fact that the problem exists! Do it! See what happens. That's what you should have been taught right from the beginning. Aim at the highest good. Tool yourself into something that can attain it, and go out there and manifest it in the world! Everything that comes your way will be... Everything that comes your way will be a blessing.

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